Janine, who not 30 minutes earlier in the episode was going through a McDonald's drive thru on a motorized scooter and hadn't lost a damn ounce: "I think I'm bulimic!"

And I can't remember who it was, I think it was either HRH the Juggalo Princess Nicole, or the very knowledged Shenee who, after a weigh in revealed they gained, said something about they know they're eating better because they're eating crab, prompting Dr. Now to bluntly state "I have no idea what you're talking about"

But I think my all time favorite belongs to Betty Jo's husband Joshua who, while trying to convince a doctor that Betty Jo had cancer despite multiple tests proving other wise, stormed out and declared that he knows she has, they were told she has because "her doctor saw it on his telescope".

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