Miami is my very favorite of the Real Housewives franchise.  Back-to-back reunion episodes?  Heaven!!!  But one thing I don't understand, and that is this:  Kiki, Adriana, & Marisol technically are friends, not Housewives, right?  So, what were they doing at the reunion?  Don't get me wrong!  They pull their weight!  They should be Housewives!  But they're not!  What's up with that?  Did Bravo run out of gold apples?

Kiki had the best reunion look.  Followed closely by (ugh) Lisa, who looked better than I've ever seen her look.  I think maybe Lisa is using hyaluronic acid in her lips these days.  She actually looked like a Real Human Girl!

I also enjoyed Larsa's Catherine de Medici look.  But then, I generally enjoy Larsa.  She is just so relentless in a steely, quiet, unstoppable way.  

To amuse myself during the reunion, I played a game:  Which Miami Housewives have real breasts?

You can usually tell because implants leave a lot of scar tissue between the breasts, so cleavage tends to be problematic—there is like this big, yawning chasm between implants.  Larsa, Alexia, Lisa, & Adriana clearly have them.  Marisol was wearing that hideous, gold insect-exoskeleton thing on her chest, so I couldn't tell.  Julia looked unenhanced, and if I had to guess, so was Nicole.  

The big question mark was Guerdy.  Because you don't necessarily have to have implants removed with State 1 breast cancer.

 

Edited March 2 by Maximona

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