Toaster Strudel has won the internet today. I LOL'd all the way through her DaniMo Wedding post. There's nothing much I can usefully add, except that I was particularly taken with Dani's t-shirt tan lines. That's a look all brides should cultivate for their wedding day. And I was horrified, midway through the sad, miserable trainwreck that passed as a wedding ceremony, to realise that Dani was actually one of the more attractive women in attendance. I thought Mo The Condemned Man was going to puke when he was asked if he took Dani as his wife.
Mo never even faked any pretence of saying she looked lovely in her bridal gown. And Dani talked about how she has him to help with the girls and to help her. Not a word about how much she loves him. Those two don't even like one another in the slightest. How awful for those girls. The spunky girl, Faith, should be doing her utmost to study hard, get a scholarship to OSU and get the hell out of there for ever.
Cassia and Jason? Color me surprised it looks like he does actually have friends.
But he doesn't have any friends in Swampville, because Jason said that in the three months Cassia's been there, the only person she's met is his dad. What a miserable, lonely life that girl's going to have down there, unless she learns to drive and is able to sneak away from Jason from time to time. Jason really is a sleazy piece of shit. Even Cassia-on-the-make is too good for him. And she is clearly a bit of a skank after a green card. Did anyone else notice that when they were in the Peppermill (which is actually a pretty good, but inexpensive (of course, we are talking about Jason after all) restaurant), Jason was checking his phone for his eBay listings. I loved the ex-stepmother's comment about being surprised he actually even had a girlfriend which, by their laughter, everyone else agreed with. I'm guessing this is his first long-term relationship.
Amy and Danny's wedding was lovely and they both looked genuinely happy. That torch gag is the kind of stuff that goes on all the time at weddings here in England where neither bride nor groom are usually virgins, so the gag would involve an inflatable sheep wearing fishnet stockings - they're called the I Love Ewe - or something like that. So although it was embarrassing for Amy, it's the kind of thing I've seen many times here.
I'll be so sad when this show is over. Nobody at work watches it - it's not on TV in the UK so I have to stream it via the TLC website, using a proxy server. DaniMo need their own show, for sure. We would all watch it and TLC would have another hit to replace Honey Boo Boo. (Speaking of which, every time I saw Honey Boo Boo on TV I would laugh to myself at how much Eden Wood's mother must be absolutely furious at TLC.)
Edited December 15, 2014 by essexjanncG1vNJzZmien6fCrr%2BNqamipZWptq6x0WeaqKVfqbyxtcJoaG1xZmx6tLHArKanZWJisaq%2Fwq6qrKGfo3yxrcaeZmxsXw%3D%3D